In the early days of the Internet I used to love looking for the weirdest shit I could find. There weren’t many sites back then that linked to very many and there were no RSS feeds to alert you of stuff. So it was like an adventure trying to locate odd-ball stuff.
Earlier today I felt that old feeling of accomplishment when I somehow managed to stumble across this site:
VIAFIN-ATLAS
If the picture over there doesn’t give you a clue as to what this site is about, maybe I should help out a little:
“After extensive research and development, Viafin-Atlas proudly offer the SenSlip – the world’s first ever artificial retractable foreskin for circumcised men.”
That’s right, it’s a fake foreskin. That you wear. In lieu of having a real one.
Shit, they even have a page for the ladies! Snip, from said page:
“The man in your life can worry about many things, and the older he gets the more his body concerns him. While it is easy to try and reassure him, one area where reassurance sometimes is not enough, is his penis.“
Right, and wearing a condom-thin artificial foreskin is going to make me feel GOOD about myself?
“The SenSlip helps restore the sensitivity to the penis of circumcised men. It protects the head of the penis against dryness and chafing caused by constant exposure to clothing.“
What the fuck do these dudes wear? Burlap underwear?
“It is available in Caucasian Pink (mid-brown and dark brown colours will be available soon) The SenSlip is individually packaged in a re-sealable medical packet, and is supplied in packs of five in any one size.”
Ooooo, looks like all you black dudes in need of reassurance about your penis are shit out of luck. Well, at least for the time being.
Man, I really miss having to dig stuff like this up…
