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The Return of Movie Time!

Boy, Howdy – has it REALLY been two months since I last posted something here?  Man, I am truly sorry for being such a slacker.  A lot has happened (sort of) and a lot is going on (sort of), so I certainly need to update things.

But in the meantime, and to show you all that I still love you, please enjoy another movie. This one is a drama I like to call “Walmart”:



Heck Yeah! It’s Movie Time!

I’m frickin’ addicted to these damn things!

Here’s a romantic comedy entitled “The Magic Room”
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And here’s a summer blockbuster, action pic I like to call “Fair Warning”
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Two More Movies

Making these stupid things is kind of fun.

This first film I have decided to call “Salad Fork”
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And this one is “My Tie”
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More Movies!

This first one is called “Chocolate Baby”

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And this one is a film about the time honored tradition of the “Shotgun Fight”

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This is Too Much Fun

Since I named the other ones, I figured I should go back and name these.

This one is “Poker Night”

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And here we have “Crossword”

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And our original film is the psychological thriller “Insanity”

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Unfortunate Names Part 184,643.1

Addendum/Correction!

The only thing worse than being Willie Precious and going through life dreading cases of being Last Name, First Name is when your name is Precious Willie and just having to wake up in the morning knowing that someone, somewhere along the line, going to make a joke about your junk.


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In a world where many things are listed Last Name, First Name – and your last name is Precious with a first name of William, do NOT use the nickname "Willie" on official documents.  Trust me when I say nobody should have to fight back spitting soda out through their nose when they see the name "PRECIOUS WILLIE" come up on their screen.


Maybe I WON’T Be Rich Afterall…

Holy shit on a sugar stick!  It seems as though I may have been premature in my previous posting about getting rich.  I got an e-mail today that – well, see for yourself!

From: “Mrs. Marie Cogdell”<cj@vodafone.net>
Subject: Important message for you
Date: Sun, 19 Jul 2009 15:23:43

Hello,
I am Mrs Marie Cogdell, I am a US citizen, 48 years Old. I reside here in New Braunfels Texas. My residential address is as follows. 108 Crockett Court. building 303, New Braunfels Texas, United States, am thinking of relocating since I am now rich. I am one of those that took part in the Compensation in Nigeria many years ago and they refused to pay me, I had paid over $20,000 while in the US, trying to get my payment all to no avail.
So I decided to travel down to Nigeria with all my compensation documents, And I was directed to meet Mr. Daniel Freeman, who is the member of COMPENSATION AWARD COMMITTEE, and I contacted him and he explained everything to me. He said whoever is contacting us through emails are fake.
He took me to the paying bank for the claim of my Compensation payment.  Right now I am the most happiest woman on  earth because I have received my compensation funds of $1,500,000.00 Moreover, Mr. Daniel Freeman, showed me the full information of those that are yet to receive their payments and I saw your name as one of the beneficiaries, and your email address, that is why I decided to email you to stop dealing with those people, they are not with your fund, they are only making money out of you. I will advise you to contact Mr. Daniel Freeman
You have to contact him directly on this information below.

LION COMPENSATION HOUSE
Name : Mr. Daniel Freeman
Email: danny_freeman1958@yahoo.co.jp
Phone: +234-1-764-2930, Phone: +234 1 2646615; Fax: +234 1 2633498
New Africa House (12th Floor), 31 Marina, Lagos Island
Mobile Number: +2348065485259

You really have to stop dealing with those people that are contacting you and telling you that your fund is with them, it is not in anyway with them, they are only taking advantage of you and they will dry you up until you have nothing.
The only money I paid after I met Mr. Daniel Freeman was just $270 for the paper works, take note of that.
Once again stop contacting those people, I will  advise you to contact Mr. Daniel Freeman so that he can help you to Deliver your fund instead of dealing with those liars that will be turning you around asking for different kind of money to complete your transaction.

Thank You and Be Blessed.

Mrs. Marie Cogdell.
marriecogdell@yahoo.com
108 Crockett Court.
Building 303, New Braunfels Texas,
United States Of America

Zoinks!  Granted, she is using two different e-mail addresses just like the other guy, but I’m betting that is just to cover her tracks so she doesn’t get caught trying to help myself and others.  She’s… she’s like a cyber-Harriet Tubman!

Thank you, Marie Cogdell of New Braunfels Texas!


Screw You All – I’m Gonna Be Rich!

From: “Garry Albert Jones”<garryjones.al@infonegocio.com>
Subject: New Business Proposal!
Date: Sat, 18 Jul 2009 11:58:46

Dear Friend,

I have the admiration and confidence to introduce this business to you in view of the fact that you are dependable and consistent as my inquire reveals. I would like to introduce myself, I am Garry Albert Jones and I work with the staff in the accounts management section of a well-known bank here in the United Kingdom.

One of our account held a balance of Ј15, 000,000 (fifteen million British Pounds) and have been dormant for more than 4 years. From my investigation and confirmation, the owner of this account is a foreigner by name of Mr. Jerry Thomas who died on the 4th of January 2002 in a plane crash in Birmingham here in the UK.

Since then no one has responded in anyway in regards to claiming the funds. As far as we can tell he has no family member who is aware of the existence of either the account or the funds. Information from the National Immigration Office also states that he was single on entry into the UK.

I have confidentially discussed this issue with some of the bank officials and we have agreed to find a reliable foreign partner to deal with us. We thus propose to do business with you, standing in as the next of kin. We will process these funds from the deceased and release them to you, after due processes have been followed.

This transaction is totally risk free as the funds is legitimate and does not originate from drug, money laundry, terrorism or any other illegal act. Think this over and should you be interested, please let me hear from you.

Regards,

Garry Albert Jones

garryjones.al@gmail.com


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