It’s the time of year of when we express our thanks to those people and things we hold dear. Here’s just a few things I would like to publicly express thanks for:
Toaster ovens, paperclips, the donkey wheel, black velvet paintings, Piano Cat, dung beetles, the ampersand, two-ply toilet paper, plywood, wooden nickels, Action Jackson, cover bands, rubber bands, rubber gloves, The Gorgerous Ladies of Wrestling, TV preachers, the incredible edible egg, Colorforms, Shrinky Dinks, masking tape, shopping carts, dust bunnies, sporks, the Kardashians, turtles, catnip, Betamax, Wonder Pets, Wonderbug, ice, twist ties, Winnebago, Wiinie Cooper, the fiddle, Ann B. Davis, 404 errors, bacon, floppy disks, Pabst, marbles, parakeets, crab grass, septic mounds, leg warmers, WD 40, Babar, meat thermometers, the moon, pennies, verbs, paper cups, stir fry, the suplex, midget wrestling, hiking boots, paper AND plastic, barcodes, tube socks, tube tops, inner tubes, staples, AM radio, hot dog vendors, your mom, cock fights, seltzer water, Applebees, the Bionic Woman, hula hoops, glue, Burning Man, Chad Brock, canned air, polecats, ghosts, urns, wicker baskets, magma, speedboats, rubber bullets, the Log Lady, dental floss, casette tapes, ladders, meat tenderizers and go karts.
