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Addendum/Correction!

The only thing worse than being Willie Precious and going through life dreading cases of being Last Name, First Name is when your name is Precious Willie and just having to wake up in the morning knowing that someone, somewhere along the line, going to make a joke about your junk.

In a world where many things are listed Last Name, First Name – and your last name is Precious with a first name of William, do NOT use the nickname "Willie" on official documents.  Trust me when I say nobody should have to fight back spitting soda out through their nose when they see the name "PRECIOUS WILLIE" come up on their screen.